Friday, May 18, 2007
Ixnay on the Unatay
Why must Subway(tm) bookend their otherwise lovely workweek $3 specials with soggy meatballs and insipid tunafisk? Above shenanigans set me back an extra 200 Swedish fish for the privilege of eating something that doesn’t possess odors akin to the dysfunctional mini-fridge chock full of mold-ripened, rat-digested pork product left for two months to its own devices on a back patio of yore. Shit took three sets of rubber gloves and a quart of bleach to half-way disinfect.
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re: "to half-way disinfect."
the phililogical equivalent of the college of cardinals has long evinced fissures on the topic of split infinitives [wiki]. so fuck all y'all grammar nazi wannabes.
i encourage "fast and loose" grammar
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