Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Style of the season: New Rave

Excuse me for writing something that's soooo 2007, but NME just had a big thing about New Rave and today I just saw something in The Stranger about it as well, and i wanted to share my thoughts.

WHAT A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT!

First off, I hate the name, however you spell it (New Rave or Nu Rave), although, on a side note, i'm still looking forward to nu-noise as the ultimate death rattle of the "nu" label. But yeah, the name stinks more than IDM.

Second, look at the guy to my left. Please. New rave looks like a clumsy attempt to bring electroclash back, and ends up just being shit. Dance punk born again? Lame.

Third, speaking of dance punk, what's rave-ish about this?

Shitdisco


New Young Pony Club

Nothing electronic about it, except maybe a synth line or two here or there. It's a fine dance punk track, but it's breaking no new ground. And I hate this trend in music now to create a new genre every year and declare the old genre dead, only to create a bunch of hype! Then all the shitty "new" bands remix each other and cross promote to create a new "scene". Then the process starts over again next year. It's retarded. How many genres do we need? I thought 90s electronic filled up every possibility (Uplifting Progressive Trance anyone?)!

HOWEVER, I would like to see some new, sexy electronic music come out and stir people into dancing again. If I had it my way, and could have shaped "Nu Rave", it would have been called Hard Wave (i'd use Hard House, but that was used in the early 90s) and feature sounds like this:


Klaxons (the best "new rave" have to offer, btw, and only a few songs)


Justice


Vicarious Bliss


Busy P

Basically, I guess I'm guity of just wanting everyone to look at France's Ed Banger Records... But seriously, give me dirty synths! Give me some beats! Give me something a little new at least! New Rave is what's getting media attention? Dance Punk under a new label? Do yourself a favor and don't support this shit and check out something else. With any luck this trend will die out by the end of summer.

6 comments:

mac said...

"New" rave? The Klaxons were hot like 4 years ago... you are out of touch.

immortal barbarian killed by vultures said...

you're drunk. It's disgusting.

First off, the Klaxons didn't even talk about being a band until October 2005

Second, I think you're thinking of DJ Icey's remix of “Golden Skans" from his radio show Automatic Static. Show number 18, which aired on May 26th and May 29th on this year. Maybe you were mistaking it for "Gravity’s Rainbow", which Soulwax remixed on Jan 2006, the "Soulwax Dub Mix". But i doubt you'd confuse Icey and Soulwax.

<3

immortal barbarian killed by vultures said...

Also their first EP Xan Valleys was released on Oct 17, 2006, in england. Their first proper album was released in europe on Jan 29, 2007. I think May of this year in the states, but i could be wrong.

The more you know...

mac said...

Oh I see, the Klaxons are the video above that. It turns out that Justice is the oldschool mixers. That song was, like, track 4 on the Dj Touche Essential Mix back in... 2004?... 2003?

I own up to my mistake, but point out that "New Rave" is neither "new" nor "rave." And I would wager that the people who coined it that, don't know jack shit about music.

immortal barbarian killed by vultures said...

dude, if you would have actually read my article, i say the same thing. :)

Casewag said...

if i hear the words 'dance' and 'punk' in the same sentence again, i'm going to kill myself. actually...you know what? fuck it. i dont even care if they're in the same sentence. Just fucking kill me now.